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Re: Share your hypochondria here
« Reply #150 on: July 07, 2020, 07:36:28 PM »
The stone is out!

Or, at least, some of it is. I wouldn't put it past me to have left some in there, like a forgetful surgeon.

Congratulations!  I hope you retained the mineral rights.

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Re: Share your hypochondria here
« Reply #151 on: July 07, 2020, 08:03:26 PM »
The stone is out!

Or, at least, some of it is. I wouldn't put it past me to have left some in there, like a forgetful surgeon.

Congratulations!  I hope you retained the mineral rights.

Alas, I'm selling them for science. Still, a worthy cause!
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Re: Share your hypochondria here
« Reply #152 on: July 07, 2020, 08:55:59 PM »
Maybe you could analyze the composition and see what proportions you have for each substance...

Do an experiment!

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Re: Share your hypochondria here
« Reply #153 on: December 10, 2020, 08:28:45 AM »
Precordial Catch Syndrome!

Definitely. It's happened my whole life, but less frequently as an adult (most recently a couple days ago, however). Nice to finally have a name for it.
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Re: Share your hypochondria here
« Reply #154 on: February 22, 2021, 09:52:47 AM »
I have a large fresh bruise across my instep.  It isn't painful and I can't recall doing anything to acquire it, so it must not truly be a bruise.  Does anyone know what serious condition causes such a symptom?

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Re: Share your hypochondria here
« Reply #155 on: February 22, 2021, 10:11:42 AM »
Ebola causes sub-dermal hematomas. 

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Re: Share your hypochondria here
« Reply #156 on: February 22, 2021, 10:48:34 AM »
COVID toe?
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Re: Share your hypochondria here
« Reply #157 on: February 22, 2021, 01:28:39 PM »
Been coughing more lately, usually when I get up and move, and especially when I go walking in the cold air outside.  Surely I haven't caught anything--with everybody snowed in for the past week, I've had very little human contact!

Maybe disease-carrying mosquitoes are adapting to the cold now?  That would be bad.
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Re: Share your hypochondria here
« Reply #158 on: February 22, 2021, 05:20:50 PM »
I don't give grades.  I merely record the consequences of your actions.  Or lack thereof...

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