Seems to me that we used to have a thread on the Old Fora called something like "Weird News." Since I am not able to find it here, I'm starting it with a strange tale of a toe-sucking intruder. Naturally, it's one of those stories about the apocryphal Florida Man.
https://www.11alive.com/article/news/weird/wtflorida/bradenton-man-wakes-up-having-toes-sucked-on/67-0d3c6695-6262-4939-9284-680647b07ead?fbclid=IwAR0mcLumfmS8Bl6y1l4hZc0p47LKiDRsWdJo6NvKrqT5EhsKdQNhrReqGew
The academic version of fark.com? Florida Man has his own tag on that weird-news site.