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mamselle

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Re: Dog to English Translator
« Reply #165 on: July 12, 2022, 08:39:34 AM »
They're so funny!

That's cute.

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Re: Dog to English Translator
« Reply #166 on: August 03, 2022, 10:25:41 AM »
I was chased by a small dog while riding my bicycle back from the Mayor's office with this week's payroll.  As I started to accelerate to try to outrun the dog, I heard a series of odd honking noises behind me.  I don't know whether they were sneezes or coughs, but whatever it was the dog was having a minor fit of them.  The dog was forced to break off the chase.  May have been a little overexertion there.
Then he will say to the others, "Depart from me to the eternal fire prepared for the Devil;
For I was hungry and you gave me nothing, naked and you did not clothe me, sick and in prison and you did not visit me.
If you refused to do this for the least of these, you refused to do it for me."

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Re: Dog to English Translator
« Reply #167 on: August 03, 2022, 01:11:00 PM »
You'll have to get a locked strongbox for your bike.

Either that or hire an extra Brinks bicyclist to ride alongside.

Clearly the dog planned to rob you.

Hope it got its wheezes sorted out.

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Re: Dog to English Translator
« Reply #168 on: August 03, 2022, 03:01:25 PM »
If it wanted to rob me, it picked the wrong time to try.  I had already deposited the week's cash receipts for patron printing, etc. in the bank!
Then he will say to the others, "Depart from me to the eternal fire prepared for the Devil;
For I was hungry and you gave me nothing, naked and you did not clothe me, sick and in prison and you did not visit me.
If you refused to do this for the least of these, you refused to do it for me."

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Re: Dog to English Translator
« Reply #169 on: August 03, 2022, 03:30:54 PM »
If it wanted to rob me, it picked the wrong time to try.  I had already deposited the week's cash receipts for patron printing, etc. in the bank!

Oh, OK, I thought you said you had the payroll!

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Give instruction to the wise, and they will be yet wiser: teach the just, and they will increase in learning.