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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: reener06 on May 18, 2019, 01:34:36 PM

Title: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: reener06 on May 18, 2019, 01:34:36 PM
Not sure where to post this, but I think it might be both my first post in the new fora and the first pool party in the new fora. And I know others usually throw the party, but dammit, getting to this point was long, hard, and not pretty, so I'm throwing my own.

Cause I finally got tenure!

Come on in and join me.
Title: Re: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: polly_mer on May 18, 2019, 01:36:47 PM
Congrats, Reener06!

<hands Reener06 the big Toblerone>
Title: Re: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: mamselle on May 18, 2019, 01:48:32 PM
YAAAHHOO!

At last.

Very glad for you.

Would you like an antipasto plate, Cobb salad, or 《salad paysanne》to go with that sparkling cider in your goblet?

And the warm fluffy towels are coming off the fax machine now.

Congrats!

M.
Title: Re: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: reener06 on May 18, 2019, 02:02:08 PM
Ooh, antipasto and then toblerone and the fizzy alcohol the whole time. Thank you.
Title: Re: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: aside on May 18, 2019, 05:18:23 PM
Congratulations, Reener06!

<wheels in chocolate fountain with bowls of strawberries and raspberries>
Title: Re: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: Parasaurolophus on May 18, 2019, 05:23:51 PM
Congratulations!
Title: Re: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: eigen on May 18, 2019, 06:26:37 PM
That's awesome! Congratulations!
Title: Re: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: Anonymath on May 19, 2019, 05:33:27 AM
Congratulations, Reener! May you enjoy your tenure and use it wisely.

Is this a tenure-specific pool party or are other promotions celebrated at this pool as well?
Title: Re: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: FishProf on May 19, 2019, 05:53:11 AM
Congrats!  The big bowl of fuzzy kittens for cuddling will be arriving soon.
Title: Re: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: mamselle on May 19, 2019, 07:05:13 AM
Quote from: Anonymath on May 19, 2019, 05:33:27 AM
Congratulations, Reener! May you enjoy your tenure and use it wisely.

Is this a tenure-specific pool party or are other promotions celebrated at this pool as well?

Tell us what you're celebrating and we'll start a Clubhouse party for you, too!

M.
Title: Re: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: Thursday's_Child on May 19, 2019, 10:34:05 AM
Yay Reener!!  I brought skewered goodies - and the grill will be hot enough to start cooking in just a minute.

Did the HE and the Immoral Porpoises migrate over here yet?
Title: Re: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: eigen on May 19, 2019, 10:44:58 AM
Quote from: thursdays on May 19, 2019, 10:34:05 AM
Yay Reener!!  I brought skewered goodies - and the grill will be hot enough to start cooking in just a minute.

Did the HE and the Immoral Porpoises migrate over here yet?

I hope so. Think of the havoc they'd wreak with no one to herd them.
Title: Re: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: mamselle on May 19, 2019, 11:55:25 AM
I think the HE is under the towels on the fax machine, asleep.

Should we migrate the pool and the porpoises now? Or check to be sure they're not busy at someone else's party on the old thread, still?

Or....wait......I think there's a canal between the new and the old clubhouses....they're swimming this way now.

Perhaps an ability to bilocate goes along with being immoral.....

M.
Title: Re: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: turing_complete on May 19, 2019, 07:16:34 PM
Congrats!  A fine way to kick off the new fora!
Title: Re: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: Anonymath on May 20, 2019, 06:08:54 AM
Quote from: mamselle on May 19, 2019, 07:05:13 AM
Quote from: Anonymath on May 19, 2019, 05:33:27 AM
Congratulations, Reener! May you enjoy your tenure and use it wisely.

Is this a tenure-specific pool party or are other promotions celebrated at this pool as well?

Tell us what you're celebrating and we'll start a Clubhouse party for you, too!

M.

After two consecutive promotion attempts, a successful grievance on the first attempt that took over a year to resolve, and a fired Dean, I will be officially promoted to Full September 1st. If this saga was a fiction novel, no one would believe it.
Title: Re: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: Tenured_Feminist on May 20, 2019, 06:53:37 AM
Awesome news!! Congratulations! Fizzy drinks for all!
Title: Re: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: poiuy on May 20, 2019, 06:08:28 PM
Many congratulations Reener and Anonymath! Onward to bigger things!

A huge box of dark chocolate champagne truffles for all ....
Title: Re: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: Vkw10 on May 20, 2019, 07:18:52 PM
Congratulations to Reener and Anonymath!

Sliding queso, spinach dip, hummus, chips and veggies, crab dip, and guacamole on the picnic table.
Title: Re: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: darkstarrynight on May 20, 2019, 07:43:57 PM
Congratulations! Cheers with all of the prosecco or sparkling water flavors of your dreams!
Title: Re: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: polly_mer on June 06, 2019, 11:34:31 PM
Surely, we're not all partied out!  Who's up for a slide down the waterslide?
Title: Re: Tenure Pool Party
Post by: mamselle on June 07, 2019, 01:46:53 PM
Quote from: polly_mer on June 06, 2019, 11:34:31 PM
Surely, we're not all partied out!  Who's up for a slide down the waterslide?

Indeed!

Warm towels coming up on the fax machine!

Just watch out that the Immoral porpoises don't come up behind you and, ...ooh!

Stop that!

   <swats porpoise on its nose, gently but firmly...>

Infinity pools have their hazards....

M.