McSweeney musing on "woke" teaching

[jimbogumbo]

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-woke-third-grade-teacher-as-imagined-by-a-far-right-politician

[evil_physics_witchcraft]

"Society crumbles."

Love it!

[Parasaurolophus]

Unrealistic. The litter box is for university students.

[ciao_yall]

Imagining the version written by a Texas teacher.

"Lesson interrupted when a kid found my loaded gun I keep for protection from mass shooters and shot himself. Bummer, but that is the price we pay for protection from gun violence."

[ergative]

Brilliant. Thank you so much for sharing.