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Zoom teaching bingo

Started by mythbuster, September 30, 2020, 10:06:44 AM

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mythbuster

What should go on the zoom teaching bingo card?
So far I have had student who are:
Driving
At work
Doing other chores (dishes etc)

I'm not counting childcare of their own family members- but I did have one who is at work at a daycare.

I have not yet had but have heard stories of students who are:
Naked
Being intimate with each other

What else should be on the bingo card?

evil_physics_witchcraft

Eating

Smoking/vaping (things they shouldn't?)

Drinking (alcohol?)

Sleeping

Parents or other people in the background doing things they "shouldn't" be doing.

Vkw10

Paying attention
Typing in the chat box
Taking quizzes via LMS
Doing makeup
Running on treadmill
Using a food processor
Folding laundry
Participating in a Teams meeting
Knitting
Enthusiasm is not a skill set. (MH)

mamselle

Mine are all playing piano.

But then, they're supposed to be...

M.
Forsake the foolish, and live; and go in the way of understanding.

Reprove not a scorner, lest they hate thee: rebuke the wise, and they will love thee.

Give instruction to the wise, and they will be yet wiser: teach the just, and they will increase in learning.

Langue_doc

In bed in their jammies during class, according to colleagues. Fortunately, my classes are asynchronous.

wareagle

Cat made an appearance.
Dog made an appearance.
[A]n effective administrative philosophy would be to remember that faculty members are goats.  Occasionally, this will mean helping them off of the outhouse roof or watching them eat the drapes.   -mended drum

spork

Head on pillow, asleep, with video camera on.
It's terrible writing, used to obfuscate the fact that the authors actually have nothing to say.

Caracal

Quote from: wareagle on October 01, 2020, 07:24:41 AM
Cat made an appearance.
Dog made an appearance.

I'm always excited to see dogs.

ciao_yall

Kid says "Mommy, you're too loud." (Yes this happened).

ciao_yall

Quote from: Langue_doc on September 30, 2020, 08:48:54 PM
In bed in their jammies during class, according to colleagues. Fortunately, my classes are asynchronous.

Seen a few of these during synch classes when they didn't realize the camera was on.

mythbuster

I'm jealous of all of you who have students who turn on their cameras. I teach exclusively to hundreds of black squares at at time. They won't even put in a profile pic.

Aster

This discussion gives me anxiety. I don't want to read anything here, but I keep coming in to look anyway.

Larimar

Quote from: mythbuster on October 01, 2020, 08:42:36 AM
I'm jealous of all of you who have students who turn on their cameras. I teach exclusively to hundreds of black squares at at time. They won't even put in a profile pic.


I teach to a sea of black squares too, though not hundreds.


Larimar

Vkw10

My student who knits during Zoom class asks thoughtful questions and offers insightful comments. But camera is on knitting, not face, which is a bit disconcerting. Better than a black square, though.
Enthusiasm is not a skill set. (MH)

evil_physics_witchcraft

Cussing (cursing).

This came up when I was watching some of the Respondus testing videos, so not during an actual class. Boy, howdy- did one of them cuss up a storm! I felt bad for the student, but dang, that was some language!