When you realize you don’t want job, but still need reimbursement ...

[Cheerful]

My salary requirement?  At least 15 percent above the salary of your highest-paid administrator.

[wareagle]

My salary requirement is 10% above your highest-paid coach.

[paultuttle]

My salary requirement is 1000% above your highest-paid coach.

Fixed that for you . . . .

<ducks and runs>

[Hibush]

"I'll need a tenure-track appointment for my spouse.  And one for my side piece."

[polly_mer]

"I'll need a tenure-track appointment for my spouse.  And one for my side piece."

You might be surprised at that not being an automatic deal-breaker in some places if the applicant is a big enough name and the trio won't all be in the same department.