bad puns and dad jokes

[Stockmann]

Two atoms are having a conversation:

-Ouch! I lost an electron!
-Are you sure?
-Yes, I'm positive.

[mahagonny]

I was downtown when a bum asked for a handout. I was all set to give him couple dollars, then caught myself. I said 'wait a minute. How do I know you won't spend this on food?'

[secundem_artem]

I went to see a new rom-com last night.   It's a story about a Sasquatch flight attendant who falls in love with a heroic pilot.  It's called When Hairy Met Sully.

[evil_physics_witchcraft]

I went to see a new rom-com last night.   It's a story about a Sasquatch flight attendant who falls in love with a heroic pilot.  It's called When Hairy Met Sully.

Ha!

[ergative]

I went to see a new rom-com last night.   It's a story about a Sasquatch flight attendant who falls in love with a heroic pilot.  It's called When Hairy Met Sully.

The plot sounds like a Chuck Tingle story.

[Cheerful]

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me.  Such a nice jester!

[ab_grp]

In memory of my aunt (she really got me with these growing up):

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him!

How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way!

[FishProf]

What do you call a row of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hare line.

[mahagonny]

A man who got shot out of a cannon gave the circus manager his notice, he'd be leaving in two weeks. The manager responded 'good luck to you. I don't know where we'll find another man of your caliber.'

[fishbrains]

My son kept trying to stick a fork in the electrical outlet, so I grounded him.  [rim shot!]

[secundem_artem]

Do Bedouins tell flap flap jokes?

[clean]

Why dont pirates shower before walking the plank???







They figure that they will wash up on shore later.

[RatGuy]

Reviving to respond to a different thread:

Smoking causes cancer.
Bacon causes cancer.
But smoking bacon cures it.

[Cheerful]

I know only one bad pun about paper.  It's tearable.

[traductio]

What to you call bears without ears?








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