bad puns and dad jokes

[mamselle]

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That's called thinking fast on your feet....or in your seat.

M. 

[secundem_artem]

Which radio station do pirates listen to?

N P Arrrrgh!

[AmLitHist]

Three moles were traveling through their underground tunnel.

The first mole said, "I smell sugar."

The second mole said, "I smell cinnamon."

The third mole said, "I smell molasses."

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DON'T blame me--ALHS just told me this one.

[paultuttle]

From BoredPanda.com, recently:

Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?

Man: Like winning an argument with my wife.

Waiter: Rare it is! [walks away to put in the order]

[secundem_artem]

Also from bored Panda:

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. 

She made an appointment for next Tuesday.

[paultuttle]

Also from bored Panda:

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. 

She made an appointment for next Tuesday.

Hey, fellow lover of dad jokes! :waves:

:admires the way in which your tag line supports the topic of your post:

[FishProf]

Why do mermaids wear sea-shells?

Because b-shells are too small.